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"I'm here to pick up some women."
'You'll have better luck at bars.'
        -- Vir and Garibaldi, "Soul Mates"
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"You know him?"
'Only in the most unpleasant sense. I was married to him.'
        -- Garibaldi and Talia Winters (re: Matthew Stoner), "Soul Mates"
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"I won't bite, Vir."
'With all due respect, madam. That's not what I've heard.'
"Alright, that *one* time."
'It was...it was twice.'
        -- Timov and Vir, "Soul Mates"
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"Daggair! My, what a surprise."
'A pleasant one?'
"I wouldn't go that far."
        -- Timov and Daggair, "Soul Mates"
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"Timov, Timov. Why do you always try to draw me into your little verbal
    fencing matches?"
'Because I don't have a real sword handy.'
        -- Daggair and Timov, "Soul Mates"
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"How long were you married?"
'Just long enough to realize it was a mistake.'
        -- Sheridan and Talia Winters, "Soul Mates"
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"I thought the only way anyone left Psi Corps was feet first."
  -- Sheridan, "Soul Mates"
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"I'm sorry.  I guess I'm reading too much into it, but people seem to
be implying that I shouldn't get too comfortable."
'Oh nonsense.  It's not as if anyone expects you to, oh, vanish
overnight under mysterious circumstances to a strange Minbari
post.  Why that would be unprecidented in this station's history.'
  -- Sheridan and G'kar, "Soul Mates"
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"Ah, my good Captain Sheridan, all settled in?"
'All settled, Ambassador.'
        -- Londo and Sheridan, "Soul Mates"
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"And my dear G'Kar, how are you this glorious day?"
'We're in a space station, Ambassador. One day is much like another.'
        -- Londo and G'Kar, "Soul Mates"
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"Who does Londo think he is to keep us sitting about?"
'He probably thinks he's our husband and that we as dutiful wives will
    wait with breathless anticipation for his arrival.'
        -- Timov and Daggair, "Soul Mates"
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"Your problem Timov, is that you've never known your place."
'My place? You once threatened to break a vase over his head.'
"Well now, that was the impetuousness of youth."
'That was last month.'
        -- Daggair and Timov, "Soul Mates"
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"Where have you been?"
'Affairs of State, my dear.'
"State of inebriation I'd wager."
        -- Timov and Londo, "Soul Mates"
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"The secret of our marriage's success, Londo, is our lack of communication."
        -- Timov, "Soul Mates"
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"Now, the Emperor is a busy fellow, of course, no time to shop. Unlike my
    beloved wives who always find the time to run up my credit accounts.
    In any event, he wished to give me a gift in honor of my service to our
    people and the gift he gave me was...any one wish within his power to
    grant."
'And what was your wish, my sweet?'
"A *divorce*! An easement from the arranged marriages to my three wives."
        -- Londo and Daggair, "Soul Mates"
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"Petulant, isn't she?  Oh well, breeding will tell."
'A bitch like you would know about breeding.'
  -- Daggair and Timov, "Soul Mates"
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"And you are?"
'Garibaldi, head of security.'
"Oh, so if I'm feeling insecure, hugging you will make me feel better."
  -- Matt Stoner and Mr. Garibaldi, "Soul Mates"
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"Certification of my participation in an authourised archaeological
dig.  List of contents are there.  You'll find this little item
among them.  It's all quite legitimate officer.  I can help you
with the big words, if you're having trouble."
  -- Matt Stoner, "Soul Mates"
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"Would you like me to tell you all about her? What she likes to hear. Where
    she likes to be touched."
'Don't push it.'
"The little noises she makes. Does she cry out or sigh softly."
        -- Matthew Stoner and Garibaldi (re: Talia Winters), "Soul Mates"
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"You'll be spaced so fast you'll think you were born in a vacuum."
  -- Garibaldi, "Soul Mates"
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"I'll be keeping an eye on you."
'Use both eyes, you'll need them.'
        -- Garibaldi and Matthew Stoner, "Soul Mates"
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"Mariel is drawn to men of power in that same way. But trust me, she
 burns them."
        -- Londo (to Sheridan), "Soul Mates"
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"Londo, I'm not like the others, you know that. I've always been
    forgiving, passionate. Goodness knows I've been passionate. Noone
    can compare to you."
'And how many opportunities have you taken for comparison?'
        -- Mariel and Londo, "Soul Mates"
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"Do you seriously expect me to become involved in your sexual olympics?"
'They are merely expressing their feelings for me.'
"I can do that" [smacks Londo in the face]
  -- Timov and Londo, "Soul Mates"
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"You haven't changed."
'You have. You've devolved.'
        -- Londo and Timov, "Soul Mates"
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"I'm tired of...of learning things about people I don't want to know.
 I'm tired of having them shrink away from me because of what I might
 find out. And I'm tired of being a part of an organization that scares
 the hell out of me."
        -- Talia Winters, "Soul Mates"
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"A deck of cards from my dear friend Lennier."
'And I marked them exactly as you requested.'
        -- Londo and Lennier, "Soul Mates"
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"Hey, how about I call you an idiot in public and you can convict me
 for revealing state secrets."
        -- Matthew Stoner (to Garibaldi), "Soul Mates"
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"It may interest you to know that Londo and I do have one thing in common.
    The same blood type."
'Well, why didn't you tell me this before.'
"I was deciding what to do about it."
        -- Timov and Dr. Franklin, "Soul Mates"
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"You may have your transfusion, Doctor, on one condition: He must never
 know I did this. I don't think either of us could stand the awkwardness
 of false gratitude."
        -- Timov (to Dr. Franklin), "Soul Mates"
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"Londo, do you know where you are?"
'Either in Medlab or in hell. Either way the decor needs work.'
        -- Dr. Franklin and Londo, "Soul Mates"
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"Stick it."
'How odd. And I didn't even know we were married.'
        -- Dr. Franklin and Londo, "Soul Mates"
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"I warn you Mariel, do not be overconfident. If I were married to Londo
    Mollari I'd be concerned."
'G'Kar, if you were married to Londo Mollari, we'd all be concerned.'
        -- G'Kar and Mariel, "Soul Mates"
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"Londo, you're making a big mistakes."
'A huge mistake.'
`Well, it won't be my first. Actually, it will be my fourth.`
        -- Daggair, Mariel, and Londo, "Soul Mates"
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"Alright Londo, why did you choose to keep me as your wife and not them?
    I've made no pretense of affection for you. I find your recent actions
    contemptible. I'll never love you. At best I'll tolerate you. And I'll
    never be what you want me to be. Why me?"
'Because with you I will always know where I stand.'
        -- Timov and Londo, "Soul Mates"
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"Do you have any idea why I've suddenly started getting these odd cramps?"
        -- Delenn (to Ivanova), "Soul Mates"