WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

         o    You can enjoy a beer all month long.

         o    Beer stains wash out.

         o    You don't have to wine and dine beer.

         o    Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car
              while you play football.

         o    When you beer goes flat, you toss it out.

         o    Beer is never late.

         o    Hangovers go away.

         o    A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

         o    Beer labels come off without a fight.

         o    When you go to a bar you know you can always pick-up a
              beer.

         o    Beer never has a headache.

         o    After you've had a beer the bottle is still worth ten
              cents.

         o    A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another
              beer on your breath.

         o    If you pour a beer right you'll always get a good head.

         o    You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel
              guilty.

         o    A beer always goes down easy.

         o    You can share a beer with your friends.

         o    You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.

         o    Beer is always wet.

         o    Beer doesn't demand equality.

         o    You can have a beer in public.

         o    A beer doesn't care when you come.

         o    A frigid beer is a good beer.

         o    You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

         o    If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.