Blonde Jokes

What do you call twelve blondes in a freezer?
	Frosted flakes.
What did the blonde say to the doctor when she found out she was pregnant?
	Is it mine?
What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brunette?
	Artificially intelligent.
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
	An interpreter.
What do blondes and screen doors have in common?
	The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
 	(move your head from side to side between one shoulder and
        the other and say "I don't know.. I don't know").
If you put a dollar on a blonde's head, what do you get?
	All you can eat for under a buck.
Why do blondes tattoo their zipcode under their belly button?
	So they can get the male into the right box.
Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
	They don't know the route.
How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
	Shine a flashlight in her ear.
How do you know if a blonde has used your computer?
	There is white-out on the screen.
What do blondes and computers have in common?
	You never appreciate either of them until they go down on you.
Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
	They couldn't find their eraser.
How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
	She fell out of a tree.
What is the mating call of a blonde?
	I think I am drunk.
How do you make a blonde laugh on monday?
	Tell her a joke on friday.
How many blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?
	Eight...(one to bake them and seven to peel the shells off the M&M's).
Why do blondes get tilt steering?
	It gives them more head room.
What does a blonde say after sex?
	Who are you guys?
How does a blonde turn a light on after sex?
	She opens the car door.
How do you change a blonde's mind?
	Blow in her ear.
Why do blondes wear panties?
	To keep their ankles warm.
Why do blondes have TGIF printed on their shoes?
	Toes go in first.
What is the similarity between Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy and a blonde?
	They are all make believe.
What is the diference between a blonde and a limo?
	Not everyone has been in a limo.
Why don't blondes like vibrators?
	They hurt their teeth.
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
	That's where you wash all the vegetables.
What do blondes and cow chips have in common?
	The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why don't blondes eat pickles?
	They can't get their face in the jar.
What is the difference between a blonde and the Panama canal?
	One is a busy ditch.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
	She kept throwing out the W's
How do you confuse a blonde?
	Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
What does a blonde wear around her ears to look sexy?
	Her legs.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
	Gifted.
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
	A thought.
Why do blondes work seven days a week?
	So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
 	A whine cellar.
What do you call ten blondes in a swimming pool?
	An air pocket.
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
	Red means stop.
Why are blondes like beer bottles?
	Both are empty from the neck up.
How do you kill a blonde?
	Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
What do you see when you look deep into a blonde's eyes?
	The back of her head.