*** Quarterly Employee Evaluation ***
Knowledge
[]  The sonuvabitch really knows his sh*t.
[]  Knows just enough to be dangerous.
[]  Only half a brain and still dangerous.
[]  F*cking brain damaged.
Attitude
[]  Extremely cooperative (if you kiss his *ss)
[]  Brown noser.
[]  Often pisses off co-workers.
[]  Doesn't give a sh*t, never did, never will.
Reliability
[]  Really a dependably little c*cksucker.
[]  Can rely on him to be the first one out the f*cking door/
[]  Totally f*cking worthless.
Leadership
[]  Carries a chainsaw and gets good results.
[]  Better leader than MacArthur at evaluation time.
[]  Occasionally told to get f*cked.
Accuracy
[]  Does excellent work if not preoccupied with p*ssy.
[]  Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his *ss.
[]  Has to take off his shoes to count higher than ten.
[]  Couldn't count his b*lls and get the same number twice.
Appearance
[]  Extremely neat, even combs his p*bic hair.
[]  Looks great at evaluation time.
[]  Dirty, filty sonuvabitch.
[]  Flies will leave fresh dog sh*t to follow him.
Performance
[]  Goes like a sonuvabitch if there's money for him in it.
[]  Works only if kicked in the *ss every ten minutes.
[]  Couldn't do less work if in a f*cking coma.
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