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 	       You Know You're  S-T-R-E-S-S-E-D Out When...

By: Jack Morgan III																McKinley Incorporated 1993
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1. You put you're head through the sheetrock wall because you can't find your
   M&M.
2. You nervously chew your finger nails up to the knuckle because it's 12:05 and  
   your birthday started 5 minutes ago and no one has arrived.
3. You pick up and hurl your drafting desk out the window because drawing the
    16th inch grid is driving you nuts.
4. You take a shotgun and blow your computer into itsy-bitsy pieces because you
   didn't get that extra man.
5. You toss a hand grenade through the window into your neighbor yard because
   you lost the argument  on energy conservative light bulbs.
6. Your alarm clock is flat from you hitting it every morning.
7. You delete a user of your BBS because he 'looked' at you funny.

8. You can't deal with the stress that you feel while reading the comics.
9. You're afraid of going to the mall for fear of getting blown up by a 
   terrorist.
10. Someone taps your shoulder and on reflex you back hand them across their
    face.
11. You can't seem to find the soda that you have in your hand but you're sure
    that you just seen it a second ago before you lost it.
12. Bill Clinton looks like he is doing a good job.
13. You listen to your cassettes in fast forward.
14. You use the phone to "Reach out and strangle someone".
15. You get into an argument with your gold fish.
16. You lose the argument.
17. You pulse is higher than the mileage you've put on your old Chevy.
18. Aggression becomes your favorite sport.
19. You run over animals in the street just for the sheer pleasure of it.
20. You use a air compression staple gun to staple your neighbor's cat to the 
    side of his house because his cat kept you awake last night.
21. You french kiss an electric socket because you have nothing better to do.
22. You read Shakespear and understand it.
23. You go on vacation because your job as Bobo-the-Clown was too stressful.
24. You sharpen your pen before you take the final exam.
25. You can't find your glasses.
26. You are wearing them.
27. You look forward to the end of summer vacation.
28. You watch aliens land in your back yard.
29. You actually clean your room because you wanted to.
30. You hang up the phone mid-conversation on your best friend because you
    just felt like it.
31. You talk to your television.
32. You stick your finger into a box fan just to see what it feels like.
33. You like the way it feels.
34. You buy fans for all of your friends to try.
35. You waste your time making up a list like this one...
											
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Original concept: Matt Pelletier    	            1992  Pellitier Industries
Continued on independantly by Jack Morgan III						 	1992  Mckinley Incorperated					
    -=-Computerized, and distributed in 1993 under above references-=-
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