旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� � Are You Suidical? Take this simple test. � 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� Y N 旼왯커 쳐늘캑 1. Do you linger in the sleeping pill section of the supermarket? 쳐늘캑 2. Do you speed up when approaching a read light at an intersection? 쳐늘캑 3. Do you consider death "a fun thing"? 쳐늘캑 4. Does getting older make you happy? 읕牡켸 5. Does the thought of non-existance seem like a relaxing change of 旼왯커 pace? 쳐늘캑 6. Do you sometimes wish you didn't have a body? 쳐늘캑 7. Do you resent waking up? 쳐늘캑 8. Do you consider sleeping your favorite activity? 쳐늘캑 9. Are all of your best friends dead? 읕牡켸 10. Do you have a bumper sticker that says, "Life's a bitch and then you die!"? 旼왯커 쳐늘캑 11. Is your favorite movie "Harold and Maude"? 쳐늘캑 12. Are you a college student? 쳐늘캑 13. Are you intrigued by WWII Kamikazee pilots? 읕牡켸 14. Is your idea of recreation a stroll through central park after 旼왯커 midnight? 읕牡켸 15. When an airline announces that there may be a bomb on board, do you immediately book the flight? 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴 S C O R E 컴컴컴컴컴컴커 냐컴컴컴컴컴컴쩡컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� � 1-3: Yes � Write to Ann Landers � � 4-6: Yes � See a social worker � � 7-9: Yes � See a phsychologist � � 10-12: Yes � See a psychiatrist � � 13-15: Yes � See a coroner � 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴좔컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴�