NEWSPK20.ZIP   144070  10/08/96  Translate any ascii text file into its
                               | politically correct equivalent. Includes
                               | humorous essays.
PWRWDS23.ZIP   232912  09/25/96  POWER WORDS contains FIVE THOUSAND of
                               | the most incisive, and humorous quotes,
                               | aphorisms, witticisms and quips compressed
                               | into a single program file.  Searching is
                               | lightning fast because all of the entries
                               | are held in memory - no time-consuming disk
                               | access is necessary.  Press a key to send
                               | quotes to your printer or to a text file on
                               | disk.
THM_100.ZIP    411336  04/04/96  The Humor Mill v1.00 <ASP> Tickle your funny
                               | bone with a joke, pun, humorous story, etc.
                               | Collect your own jokes or use the supplied
                               | databases. Do you need a smile throughout
                               | your day? Configure The Humor Mill to tell
                               | you a random joke periodically. Do you have
                               | to find that perfect story for a paper,
                               | speech, or other gathering? Use the powerful
                               | searching and sorting features to find the
                               | perfect one.