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  ~                     BBS RULES OF BOARDTRONIX!                          ~
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  ~     Don't spit.     ( WITH HELP FROM MY MOM )                          ~
  ~     Don't slap.                                                        ~
  ~     Don't knock anyone down.                                           ~
  ~     Don't pull anyone's hair.                                          ~
  ~     Don't knock over chairs; you SIT on them.                          ~
  ~     Don't climb on the table.                                          ~
  ~     Don't swing from ANYTHING!                                         ~
  ~     Don't bite.                                                        ~
  ~     Don't poke anyone or anything with a sharp object.                 ~
  ~     Don't bang on anything.                                            ~
  ~     Don't remove the knobs from anything.                              ~
  ~     Don't put anything up your nose.                                   ~
  ~     Don't pinch.                                                       ~
  ~     Sit still and pay attention.                                       ~
  ~     Don't push any buttons.                                            ~
  ~     Don't scratch anywhere in public.                                  ~
  ~                                             ScreenMaker 1990 by BTX!   ~ 
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