POTHOLE 2! Three cheers for Pothole 2! 20 levels to play for everyone else! Pothole 2 is a twenty level game (As you may have already guessed) based on those classic games like 'Boulderdash' that were around years ago. The basic idea, and it is pretty basic, is to 'tunnel' through the very bowels of the Earth in a desperate bid to 'collect' all of the diamonds on a level and then head for the exit. Your reward for this is to get to do it all over again on the next level! BUT... As well as diamonds to 'collect' there are also extra goodies that boost your score (Like Smiley Faces) and others that help you along your way (Like Killer balls that kill the nasties). WHAT NASTIES? Oh yeah, there are some nasties in the game. These comes in two packages: 1) Butterflies - These are the basic 'run about aimlessly' type of things. Best thing to do with them is to leave them alone or to drop heavy 'things' on their heads. 2) Robo-heads - These evil things are slightly more intelligent and will chase you about the screen if they get a chance, so don't give them one. Deal with as above, only more so. OKAY, SO WHY 'BOULDERDASH'? Well, it was called Boulderdash because of the boulders which fell on your head if you didn't dash away from them. And so, in this game as well, you can not only 'tunnel' and 'collect' but you must also 'dash', 'kill' and 'teleport'. 'TELEPORT'? Yes, by walking onto the blocks that have been marked with a 'T' you can be zoomed across the level to somewhere that you possibly didn't even know that you wanted to be in. OKAY, HOW? Right, boot up the POTHOLE2.PRG file from wherever it is and it will all start happening from there. First of all we come to an intro sequence which will tell you what is what, but not necessarily why. Simply press FIRE on the joystick that you thoughtfully plugged in and you can stop it in its tracks. Now you get to choose what sex you would like to be. This is so that you can really 'get into' your character, or so that you can indulge your fantasies. Next is the level selecter. You wont have any codes to start with so just press enter (Or move the stick left or right until a brown 'E for ENTER' appears and press FIRE). Now you can 'tunnel', 'collect' and 'dash' safe in the knowledge that you wont have to do any 'kill'ing or 'teleport'ing until a few levels later. HEY! I'VE WON A PRIZE! Every couple of levels you will get the chance to win back a life if you have lost one. This will look uncannily like a fruit machine and to stop the reels you just press FIRE at an appropriate moment in time. Get the same thing on all four reels and you win it. Simple. BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND! Stop moaning and play the game, it should all become clear after a while. And you'll soon discover all the things that I have forgotten to write about here. LIKE THE CONTROLS? Yes, I did forget to mention the controls, didn't I? Yes. Well, the stick does the usual UP, LEFT, RIGHT and DOWN sort of things while pressing FIRE does nothing. That is unless you then move the stick in any direction while still pressing FIRE when you will be able to push boulders, collect items or make a bit of a tunnel, all WITHOUT MOVING! If you get stuck on a level then you can kill your self by pressing 'S' (Please note that this only works in the game world and not in the Real). 'P' will pause the game (FIRE continues), 'M' will show you a map of the level (Once again, press FIRE to continue) and 'Q' will quit you back to the intro screens if you realy are having a bad game. F1 and F2 turn the 'sound' on and off while F2 and F3 are used for the sole purpose of setting the monitor scan rate to 50hz or 60hz, but only if your monitor can cope, you hear? ANY MORE? And I also haven't even mentioned that you can catch items when you are holding down FIRE, or that boulders can be destroyed when they are dropped onto fires let alone the fact that the little clocks stop the nasties from moving for a short time or.... WHERE IS IT? So, I hear you all asking via the wonders of modern technology, 'Where is Pothole 1?'. Well, it's on a disk somewhere under a pile of other stuff. Best Place for it. SHAREWARE! Yes, this program is Shareware! This basically means that if you like the program, then you send me a donation (About œ5 sounds good to me) and I get happy and write some more stuff. If you don't like the game then you don't pay, It's so simple it's brilliant! However, Shareware only works if the program gets distributed, so please copy this folder about as much as you like and give it to as many beings as you see fit - But do copy both files (POTHOLE2.PRG and POTHOLE2.TXT) across otherwise it don't work properly. And if you ever wondered what happened to Pothole 1 then send me a disk with your donation and you'll discover (Probably to your horror...). FANK YOU VERY MUCH... Indeed. Fank you very much to lots of people, particularly HiSoft for their brilliant Assembler and also to everyone who came round my house and said "Paul, you should do something with that game!". I guess that means that it's all their fault. Or perhaps they didn't mean for me to release it? Oh well... AND GOODBYE If you would like to send a Shareware donation, give me some comments or perhaps even suggest what I should do next then please drop me a line at... Paul Grenfell, 8 Denshire Drive, Storrington, West Sussex. RH20 4PX That is all.