Theme:My naked world
Title:Down Under

NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED Arrrr....gurrr...
Born to see the world
Through my naked eye
I shall refuse to be without
My naked eye
I see ...
The trees and the birds ...
The knights and the maidens ...
By my own naked eye!
My dear, very dear naked eye!
I see this land
The land of Down Under
The land of crocs and a big red rock
What a sight for my naked eye!
I see a man 
He is a real man!
A beer in one hand
A lady in the other
And he says G'Day mate!
What a pleasure to my naked eye!
Here is my beloved city
A city of sunshine
My Wollongong
Where the sun is high
And the sea is nice
And the sand is bright
And the boys smile
Then the Kangaroos sigh
And the girls smell nice
You see ...
I can see with my nose!
But I prefer my naked eye
Now you make me see
What I may not want to see
Oh, my poor naked eye!
I guest this is what
I am made for
To see the world through
My master's human eyes
I still prefer my naked eye
What shapes and curves!
Feminine and masculine!
To my helpless self,
I can't touch, I can't feel
Oh, bitter and sweet temptation
The heat is up to my eye
Oh my poor naked eye!
As I ask myself
Does an android
Dreams of his electric sheeps
Right here, I've found temptations
Oh, my troublesome temptations
I am hot, bitter and in anguish
I can't wait, simply can't wait!
To dive into my CPU
To caress its hot veins and circuits
Then get out to the board
For a breadth of cool air
I am running
Running away, really away
From your world
A world of temptations
A world of natural curves
And fantasy shapes
Away from the invisible fire that burns
Into my world of electricity
And the fire that nourishes life!
searching..., searching for a world
A world empty of emotion
Empty of the naked human substances
A better world for me
This task is monumental
And it needs my naked eye
I love my naked eye!
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Author:Student of Wollongong University
Theme:Wollongong University's world
Title:What not to call your dog

    The shaggy Dog's theme

          Part I

Every body that has a dog 
calls it 'Rover' or 'Boy',
I called mine 'Sex'
Now sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the city hall to renew his licence
I told the clerk 
I wanted to have a licence for Sex.
He said 'I'd like to have one too' then 
I said 'But this is a dog',
he said he didn't care want she looked like.

Then I said, 'You don't understand,
I've had Sex since I was 9 years old.'
He said I must have been quite a kid.

Then I got married and went on my honeymoon, 
I took the dog with me.
I told the hotel clerk 
I wanted a room for my wife and me
and a special room for Sex
He said every room in the hotel was for sex.
I said 'You don't understand, 
Sex keeps me awake at nights.'
He said 'Me too.'

        Part II

One day I entered Sex in a contest 
but before before the competition began 
the dog ran away.

Another contestant asked me 
why I was hanging around.
I told him that I planned to 
have Sex in the contest.
He told me I should have sold tickets of my own.
*But you don:t understand+, 
I said 'I hope to have sex on TV'.
He called me a show-off.

When my wife and me separated we went to court 
to fight over the custody rights of the dog.

I said 'Your honour, 
I had Sex before we were married.'
The judge said 'Me too.'
Then I told him that after I married Sex left me,
The judge said 'Me too.'

Last night Sex ran off again.
I spent hours looking for him around town.
A cop came over and asked me.
'What are you doing in this dark alley 
at 4 in the morning?'
I said 'I'm looking for sex.'
My case comes up on Friday.

that's it for now. X
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Author:Student of Wollongong University
Theme:Pub, Beer and Poetry
Title:TANYA !!!

Oh, Tanya my lovely
how I long for thee
you know me not
but across the bar I see
your elegance and grace
your charm and your wit
it pains me to say this
but I want some of your TIT!
your not like the rest
not some loud-mouthed hag
so tell me my Venus
when can we shag!
your eyes shine like diamonds
your hair golden fleece
your body astounds me
can I have a piece
of your time
and your love
a duck-pond rendezvous
we'll fly to heaven above.
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Author:Student of Wollongong University
Title:John Denver's re-mix

You fill up my senses
like a swim in the duck-pond
like a lecture in physics
like a fall from a train
like a mouth-full of acid
like severe bowel motion
now that I've met you
I'll never be the same!
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Theme:Definition of Romance
Title:What is Romance ?

Is it

The O'le devil called LOVE
A walk under the silvery moon
The sound of unexpected silence
A burst of controllable irrationality
A pair of sparkling eyes
A dream that is afraid of being awaken
The strange fire that nourishes life
The iron heels that tapped the surface
  of the O'le Earth
A martyrdom for the foolish dreamers
Being born-free to follow your heart
The lips that are red like skin under
  a great bird's wings
A love that is destined to be unfulfilled
A pang of hunger that abhors
  a temporary satisfaction
A lonely fountain of life
  in the middle of Sahara
The opposite of Australian women
Soft and lovely fingers that
  strangle the strongest
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