Top 24 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Then Sex

1. You can get chocolate
2. chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can safely have chocolate while driving.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5. . You can have Chocolate in front of your mother.

6. If you bite the nuts to hard, the chocolate doesn't mind.

7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.

8. You can have chocolate on your desk without geting your face
slapped.

9. You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting a co-
worker.

10. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

11. If you love me, your swallow will have more meaning with
chocolate.

12. White chocolate, there is no reason to take it!

13. Chocolate does not get you pregnant.

14. You have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

15. Good chocolate is easy to find.

16. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

17. You are never to yung or old for chocolate.

18. When you are having chocolate it dosn't keep you up yapping
after you've had it.

19. With chocolate size doesn't matter, its always good.

20. You don't have to Beg for chocolate.

21. You can have chocolate with a little kid and not get thrown in
Jail.

22. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbors awake.

23. You can have chocolate on the weekend and still walk OKAY on
Monday.

24. Its easy to get 8 inches of chocolate.

* Bonus

25. Chocolate doesn't give you aids.