Best Computer Virus Jokes
CHICAGO CUBS VIRUS:
Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last  in  the  reviews, but you
still love it.

PAUL REVERE VIRUS:
This revolutionary virus doesn't horse around.  It warns you of impending hard
disk attack - once if by LAN, twice if by C:.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS:
Computer locks up, screen splits vertically with a message appearing on each half
blaming the other side for the problem.

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS:
Their is sumthing rong with yor compueter, ewe just can't figyour out.

ARNOLD SHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
Terminates and stays resident.  It'll be back!

GEORGE BUSH VIRUS:
It starts by bolding stating "Read my text ...  No New Files!" on screen,
proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive  with new files, and
then blames it on the Congress virus.

FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS:
Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do
practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the
computer.

ROSS PEROT VIRUS:
Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits.