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      "Come over for a couple of beers, Gomer?" 
      "Can't today.  Regner's playing in the Club Tournament." 

      NEXT WEEK: 

      "Come over for a couple of beers, Gomer?" 
      "Can't make it this week either.  Regner won at the Club.  He's 
       playing in the All-State Finals." 

      NEXT WEEK: 

      "Come over for a couple of beers today, Gomer?" 
      "No good, Regner's hot.  He placed well in the All-State and plays 
       again for some national tournament." 

      "Say Gomer, your game used to be football.  How come this sudden 
       interest in golf;  always watching Regner.  What, are you his caddy?" 

      "I don't watch or caddy for Regner.  It's simple really, when he 
       plays golf, I play with his wife." 


       Yuk, Yuk 



