BUZZWOR.ZIP      1164  05-29-89  Buzzword  is a list of funny data processing
                               | definitions.                                  
COMIC.ZIP       46495  09-15-93  Captain Comic 3 is a terrific run-and-jump
                               | type arcade game with great graphics -- true  
                               | arcade quality. EGA or better required.       
                               | (Michael Denio) (Reg.Fee: $10-$20)            
DOCTORS.ZIP     10954  09-26-92  Lowdown On Doctors  contains 60 quotes,
                               | quips, sayings and jokes about doctors,       
                               | physicians, surgeons and psychiatrists.       
                               | (Barry Fetter) (Reg.Fee: $0)                  
JQ15.ZIP       314523  11-08-94  Jokes & Quotes 1.5 is a daily message display
                               | system that can also be run from a network.   
                               | It contains nearly 4000 jokes, quotes,        
                               | stories, and maxims that can be selected from 
                               | 25 categories. Network features include       
                               | global messages to all users, special         
                               | messages to selected users, administrator     
                               | controled categories, and more. (Michael L    
                               | Wester) (ASP) (Reg.Fee: $15)                  
MOLESIZE.ZIP     1110  10-04-93  The Size of the Mole 1.0 is an amusing text
                               | file that tries to convey in everyday terms   
                               | the enormous size of a quantitative unit      
                               | known as a "Mole". (Reg.Fee: $0)              
MURPHY.ZIP     273439  07-13-95  Murphy's Law  displays one of Murphy's laws
                               | or some other clever quote each time you boot 
                               | up. (Charles J.C. Lyall) (Reg.Fee: $0)        
NYC_JOKE.ZIP   136737  02-04-94  The NYC Cab Driver's Joke Disk  contains a
                               | dBase-compatible database of 100 jokes. It    
                               | allows you to search, browse, and print the   
                               | jokes, and add your own. The jokes provided   
                               | on this disk include groaning one-liners,     
                               | knock-knock jokes, and some seriously         
                               | off-color stories. (Joke Disk International)  
                               | (Reg.Fee: $5-$18)                             
POLLAW.ZIP      12146  09-10-92  Lowdown on Lawyers and Politicians  is a
                               | pithy collection of quotes, quips, sayings    
                               | and jokes about politicians and lawyers. The  
                               | authors, dates and sources are given if       
                               | known. Example: "Lawyers are the only persons 
                               | in whom ignorance of the law is not           
                               | punished." Jeremy Bentham (1748-1832)         
                               | Material is divided into eight sections:      
                               | Essence, Opposites, Insight, Positive,        
                               | Negative, Advice, Poetry and Prose, and Jokes 
                               | and Humor. (Barry Fetter) (Reg.Fee: $0)       
PPL.ZIP        225502  02-03-94  Portable Punchline Kit  lets you keep
                               | maintain a database of jokes, funny quotes,   
                               | or just humorous incidents. This program may  
                               | be ideal for a professional comedian, public  
                               | speaker, as well as for someone who just      
                               | enjoys humor. Some riddles jokes, dialogues   
                               | and anecdotes are already included. Requires  
                               | a hard disk. (U.D. & Associates) (Reg.Fee:    
                               | $20)                                          
SPKR_RSR.ZIP   307250  02-04-94  Speaker's Resource 1.0 makes it easy for
                               | public speakers (eg: ministers, teachers) to  
                               | save and recall stories, quips, jokes, etc.,  
                               | by key word search. PCX graphics can be       
                               | linked to a text record. A sample database of 
                               | stories is included. Requires a hard disk.    
                               | (Alan C. Elliott) (ASP) (Reg.Fee: $49)        
STARSPEK.ZIP   139279  03-28-95  Star Speck  is a collection of parodies of
                               | Star Trek. Some parodies are all-original,    
                               | and many are direct satires of particular TV  
                               | episodes and movies. (Stanley Dunigan)        
                               | (Reg.Fee: $12)