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        Well I'm back! They locked me up and threw away the key. But no
jail can hold ME! That's right FuNkYaSsWhItEbOy is back, and now I have an
offer for YOU! For only $30 bucks you can get FuNkYaSsWhItEbOy's PORNO CD.
It will be FULL (650 MEGS) of Pics, Movies, Text, and Games. That thousands
of Pics! If you are a sysop of a BBs, your users will love this! Once word
spreads about your board callers will come. IF YOU BUY IT THEY WILL COME.
But hurry $30 bucks is for a limited time, cuz I'm pumped about being free!
Also soon to come WAREZ CD! Prices may vary.

      Questions? Drop me some mail at FuNkYaSsWhItEbOy@JUNO.COM

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