**************************** ** HOW ** ** TO MAKE ** ** THE ULTIMATE ** ** SMOKE BOMB ** **************************** Materials: Potassium Nitrate (Can get at any chemical store) Sugar Magnesium (Optional) You get 7 parts Potassium Nitrate, and 3 parts sugar...Or the other way around.. Doesnt matter....You put them in an OLD pot and melt them together.. Then you pour the mixture into a dixie cup and wait for it to dry.. When it does, bring it somewhere and light the top of the Dixie cup..Then you have a big cloud a smoke...My friend tried this and put it on the back of his bike.. It filled the whole street... How to make it with Magnesium...Do the above except put a little magnesium into the mixture before you melt it also..If you accidentally light this stuff, a BIG flash a light will fill your kitchen and burn you...This method gives off smoke and grinds up the street...Thats the only difference..If you wanna grind up someones driveway, do it.. DISCLAIMER: I didnt write this for people to do...If they wanna do it and get busted, its not my fault..Its their fault.. Written by Fusion ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Excerpts from "Poor Mans James Bond,Vol.1" By Kurt Saxon Converted by Barney Pishmonger 1) Tear Gas- There are many forms of tear gas on the market. Most will just annoy the attacker. A much better irritant is Formaldehyde. Better known as embalming fluid, it smells horrible, hurts the eyes and nose, and on exposure to air it vaporizes, making a room uninhabitable for hours. It can be squirted from a water pistol or nasal inhaler, poured on the floor or vaporized by a bomb. Formaldehyde can be bought at the drug store under the pretext of wanting it to preserve mice or other lab specimens. 2) Hydrochloric Acid Goody- The hydrochloric acid goody is the most fun in the whole book. It takes many forms and works on the principle that hydrocholoric acid reacts with aluminum powder, foil or metal, releasing a great, dark cloud of noxious gas which looks horrible and smells worse. Hydrochloric acid is used for killing algae in swimming pools and for cleaning tile and stone work. Where swimming pools are common it can be bought at the supermarket for less than a dollar a gallon. It is also sold at hardware stores. Being only 37% strength, it is seldom harmful to the skin but will eat through clothing like battery acid. Hydrochloric acid is also known as muriatic acid. On damp nights, a bottle of the acid alone, broken in the middle of a crowd, will form noxious clouds of chlorine gas. Scream "Poison Gas" and you will have a panic that will give you laughs for years. When you get some, open it up and give it a sniff. It won't hurt you because you couldnt stand to smell enough to be harmed. Then put a couple of square inches of aluminum foil in a can in your sink and pour some acid on the foil. If the acid bottle has been has been tightly capped te reaction of breaking down the aluminum and producing a dark noxious gas should start in about a minute. If the bottle has been setting for months, poorly capped, the reaction may be immediate. You can stop the action at any time by turning on the faucet and flooding the aluminum with water. When you have tested the reaction with foil, try it with powder and then with aluminum metal cut from a slab or pipe. The versatility of hydrochloric acid is amazing and should keep you entertained for hours. This formula is mainly used to clear large areas of people he doesnt like. In a movie or meeting hall a tin can half full of aluminum powder, foil, or chunks is put under a seat. The acid is in a bottle with its mouth covered with a couple of plastic bags held inplace with a rubber band. You can also use a plain rubber or a ballon over the mouth of the bottle. The cover is pierced with a pencil and the bottle is upended into the can, after which the militant gets up and walks out. If the acid is old and reacts immediatly, a wad of sponge is put over the aluminum,causing the needed delay. Outside, the Hydrochloric acid goody is used to break up parades and demonstrations and in riots, where its every man for himself and the devil take the hindmost. It is simply a pint or quart bottle (quart is better) filled with goody and wrapped with several layers of aluminum foil and put in a paper sack. These bottles have to be slammed down hard to break. 3) Laughing Gas- For the dopers in the audience, here is a special treat. Laughing gas was one of the first anesthetics. To make it you start with ammonium nitrate bought from a chemical supply house or which you have purified with 100% rubbing or wood alcohol. First, dissolve a quantity of ammonium nitrate in some water. Then you evaporate the water over the stove, while stirring, until you have a heavy brine. When nearly all the moisture is out it should solidify instantly when a drop is put on an ice cold metal plate. When ready, dump it all out on a very cold surface. After a while,break it up and store it in a bottle. A spoonful is put into a flask with a one hole stopper, with a tube leading into a big plastic bag. The flask is heated with an alcohol lamp. When the temperature in the flask reaches 400 F the gas will generate. If white fumes appear the heat should be lowered as the stuff explodes at 600 F. When the bag is filled, stop the action and get ready to turn on. Some do-it-yourselfers have died while taking laughing gas. This is because they had generated it through plastic bags while their heads were inside. They were simply suffocating but were too bombed out to know it. The trick is to have a plastic clothes bag in which you generate a lot of the gas. Then you stop generating the gas and hold a small opening of the bag under your nose, getting planty of oxygen in the meantime. Then, Whee! 4) Match Head Bomb- Simple safety match heads in a pipe, capped at both ends, make a devastating bomb. It is set off with a regular fuse. A plastic baggie is put into the pipe before the heads go in to prevent detonation by contact with the metal. Cutting enough match heads to fill a pipe can be tedious work for one but an evening's fun for the family if you can drag them away from the TV (Be careful with this one, a lot of people have lost a lot of fingers through accidents with this one!- Peace Frog) 5)Igniters- The igniter is the gizmo that activates the goody of your choice. You most likely want to make one that has a delay to it. The simplest fuse is made from gunpowder mixture, using the dextrine or glue but omitting the graphite. A length of cotton twine is stirred into the mush, which is wetter than that to be used for gunpowder, and when well coated it is hung up to dry. (Just buy fuse from a fireworks copmpany, fuzes made by professionals are a LOT more reliable and safer!- Peace Frog) 6) Pipe Bombs- Can be filled with either match heads, gunpowder, or high explosives, should be lined with plastic baggies or freezer bags. This prevents friction, static electricity and any chemical reaction between the explosive and metal. The mouth of the bag is folded back over the threads and the explosive is put in. Next, the fuse is put in and the plastic bag is wrapped tightly around the fuse and held with rubber band. All this is necessary any explosive on the pipe threads could cause the bomb to explode when the cap is screwed on. It is also good to wrap heavy steel wire around such bombs. The wire creates just enough resistance to the explosion to cause the pipe to shatter into many fragments. Otherwise, the bomb will only break into 3 or 4 pieces. The cap for the fuse hole is drilled from both sides with any high-speed steel industrial twist drill bit. The bit is used with any electric hand or table drill. The size of the hole should be EXACTLY the size of the fuse. The plastic bag should cover only the lower part of the fuse. Flare Igniter, if used, should be put on the fuse after the cap is screwed on as the hole would have to be made larger than necessary to accommodate the glob of flare ignitor. 7) Fougasse- This is like a big shotgun or the old fashioned blunderbus. It is simply a pipe with a cap on one end drilled for a fuse. It is stuck in a tree or laid down. If you hold it you'll be kicked a mile. When the fuse is put in, a couple of inches of gunpowder is added. Then some cotton or paper wadding is put in and pressed down gently but firmly. Next, some nuts and bolts are poured in and some more wadding is tamped in to hold them in place. The fougasse doesnt have much of a range but it is hell on a crowd or down an alley. 8) Fire Bombs- Most fire bombs are simply gasoline filled bottles with a fuel soaked rag in the mouth (the bottles mouth, not yours). The original Molotov Cocktail, and still about the best, was a mixture of 1 part gasoline and one part motor oil. The oil helps it to cling to what it splatters on. Some use one part roofing tar and one part gasoline, Fire bombs have been found whihc were made by pouring melted wax into gasoline. (Experiment, see which one suits your needs for what you need to do!- Barney Pishmonger) 9) Impact Ignition Fire Bomb- A fire bomb arcing across the night sky can be easily traced by sight to its origin. The IIFB was developed to eliminate this. The most common kind uses a mixture of 2 pts. potassium chloride and 1 pt. grandulated sugar. This is mixed with enough water to make a light syrup. Strips of cotton cloth are smeared with the syrup and allowed to dry. They are then taped to the bottle as shown. Flare igniter works also. A single wide strip of cloth can be substitued for several strips. The bottle is then nearly filled with gas and oil. Then a couple of ounces of sulfuric acid is poured in, slowly. The acid does not mix with the fuel, it goes to the bottom. When the bottle breaks, some of the acid is sure to get on the cloth, the result of which is a firey explosion. Sulfuric acid can be gotten from battery acid although its much simpler to order the pure stuff. In a pinch battery acid bought at a store will serve your needs. Battery acid is mostly water so it is too weak to react with potassium chlorate. It is simmered in an enamel or pyrex pan until dense white fumes appear. Then the pan is taken off the stove, as you don't want to ingale much of the fumes. With a medecine dropper take a few drops from the pan and test it on a bit of the pottasium chlorate and sugar mixture and a few drops of gas. If there is no fire, simmer the acid some more until it is pure enough. When acid is cool, pour it slowly into a bottle for storage, always pour sulfuric acid slowly. It generates heat with rough handling but it is safe if you treat it with respect. One thing to keep in mind, If you ever need to dilute sulfuric acid, pour ACID into water slowly! If you pour water into acid, it will just whoosh out all over you, not very fun. (Save yourself a lot of time and potential trouble and just order the pure stuff from a scientific company- Peace Frog) 8) Blowing up a car- Those militants not content to psyche out the driver with some practical joke have his last ride in mind. The best methods require getting under the hood. Explosives are placed as near the occupants as possible. The fuse, homemade, commercial or safety, is wrapped a few times around the exhaust manifold. After a few minutes on the road the exhause manifold gets almost red hot and ignites the fuse. This way is more certain than wiring the car because since it blows up on the road the wreck will do the victim in even if the blast doesnt. Besides, if the intended victim is a passenger instead of the driver, the driver may start the engine before the passenger gets into the car. You can see how embarrising that would be to the bomber, cant you? Old fashioned types, like the Mafia, love to wire cars. They are too set in their ways to change, and besides, they get a charge out of seeing a car blow up before their eyes instead of imagining it go to hell on the road. They usually use about three sticks of dynamite, two lengths of electric wire with two alligator clips for quick attachment, and an electric blasting cap. The cap is stuck into a dynamite stick and its two wires are connected to the two electric wires. Then one alligator clip is clamped to the input side of the coil and the other is fastened to any metal surface in the car's frame as a ground. This is very simple and you'd think anyone could do it. But sure enough, there are always morons who will attach one clamp to a spark plug and one to a ground. This usually results in misfires and no end of frustrations. 9)Slingshots-A new weapon adopted by militants is the "Whammo" sling shot. Its steel pellets will penetrate a human skull. It can even deliver many types of bombs. Its arrow attachment allows a militant to sit in a car and fire an arrow with enough force to kill. While spectators are looking for a man with a bow, the killer drives away. A PERFECT night weapon. 10) Sinker Basher- While at the sporting goods store you might want to pick up a two ounce lead fishing sinker. Tie on two feet of strong fish line and make a loop at the end. To use it, put one loop on your forefinger and hold the sinker in line in the palm of your hand. Then half throw, half swing the sinker at the prey. With a little practice you can flick it out at the victims temple and finish him off before he knows you mean to strike. This goody is for close quarter work in crowds, especially at night. They drop like flies and no one knows what hit them. 11) Plastic auto body filler makes BETTER bombs!Auto filler is used to replace the screw caps on pipe bombs. This can be bought for 5. 00 for a gallon can. Smear it over the pipe bomb and let it harden. In about 24 hours it will be like ROCK. Pipe caps are very expensive so this is the best substitute, if you arent very wealthy. 12) The peoples grenades- A very simple way to make a grenade is to fill a two ounce bottle with gunpowder or some other explosive. The bottle cap is drilled for a fuse. The bottle and part of the fuse is then smeared generously with plastic auto body filler(see above) and laid on a waxed or paper substance to dry and harden. 13) Homemade Flamethrower- An excellent flame thrower can be made using any metal or plastic hand squirter. The liquid MUST come out in a stream, not an atomized spray. Sprayers of various kinds can be found in auto supply, garden, and grocery stores. A six inch tube, usually aluminum or brass is fitted on the nozzle. A wick or piece of heavy cloth is wired onto the other end of the tube. The fuel is gas, acetone, or lighter fluid. To use, the tube is tilted downward slightly. The sprayer is squeezed slowly so the fuel will dribble out and saturate the wick all around. The wick is then lit and the device is aimed and squeezed. Quick, hard squeezes will squirt the fuel through the tube and past the burning wick. The wick ignites the fuel an you will have such a dandy weapon you will never stop bragging. If you have a child, he can take it to school for show N'tell. POISONS- The Aesthetic art of killing. 1) Ethylene Glycol- Antifreeze, such as Prestone. Always read the can to make sure EthylGlycol is included. Authorities disagree on the lethal dosage, but four ounces will certainly work, nobody will notice this amount in a soft drink. At a party, about a half gallon can be dumped into the punch bowl so that everybody will get his share. Dont pour it directly from the anti freeze can, however, somebody might wonder about you. 2) Nicotine- Nicotine is a really terrible poison. One drop of pure nicotine can kill in 15 min. It is great to put in an opponents shot glass and make a bottoms up toast to Senator Fulbright. You can get almost pure nicotine from the kind of snuff that comes in round, flat boxes. Pour it out into a water glass and put it in just enough water to cover it all. After about 24 hours pour the mess into a handkerchief that has been stuffed down into another glass but with its edges over the rim. Then lift out the handkerchief and twist the edges so that the snuff froms into a ball. Continue twisting until all the liquid is squeezed out. Pour the liquid into a small sauce pan and put it on a low fire. When the liquid has evaporated to about a teaspoonful of thick syrup it is finished. It is best to dilute it with enought water so it will easily leave a medecine dropper. A few drops should do the trick. A good way to handle nicotine is to fill a medecine dropper with it and plug the end with a piece of soft wax which is pushed in and molded around the opening. The dropper is carried with the wax end up in the shirt pocket and is ready for use in a hurry. This is also a good self- destruct "pill". Nicotine is also an alkaloid so you should get quite while you die. Give it a try. 3) Rhubarb- The leaves are the poison. The rhubarb bought in stores has its leaves removed so you either have to grow your own or find somebody with a farm. If you eat any of the leaves you will die. You dont have to be stingy, just chop up some leaves and put them in a salad or on a hamburger and you will have hit the jackpot. 4) Castor Beans- Grown mainly in South California. 3 will kill ANYBODY. They are tasteless when growned up. 5) Oleanders- Common flowers, very poisonous. Heart is affected very quickly and severly. Both leaves and branches are lethal. 6) Poinsettia- A couple of leaves will kill anybody. Better use three. 7) Yew- a conifer tree. Buy a small tree. The foliage kills so forget about the berries. It is so poisonous the secret service once considered it for a self destruct pill. It kills immediately without symptoms. You take it, and splat, you're on teh floor, dead. Not sure about the dosage but its not much. Miscellanious By Barney Pishmonger Bombs, should you ever run into one, shoot it from a distance with a shotgun, this will not detonate it but its much more fun than interrogating winos. Never try to disarm it unless its attached to someone REAL important. Poisoning is not a past- time for the idiot. You gotta be mighty shrewd. Giving an arch- enemy even a funny taste in his drink will make him suspect poison. A good way to poison is to find an enemys medication capsules and inserting the poison into a capsule, then resealing the capsule. Above all, never use letter bombs. People who use these are the lowest form of life. Anybody who doesnt have enough guts to deliver his own bomb is a disgrace to his organization. Besides, these almost always detonate in the hands of some postal worker schlep, and almost never get to the intended target unexploded. If you are caught, well, thats tough. Never tell them what organization you belong to. That will just get you more time. Thanks to my "partners in crime", H III, J, AS, CB, Gutterboy, Skank, and "Cruel Boy" See ya, Barney Pishmonger. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Advanced Course-Weed 101 By Barney Pishmonger Ok,Now I will get into the fine advanced arts. 1)The Perfect Dube(doo-bee)-Take one rolling paper with the gum type of edges and put the weed in the center.Next take another rolling paper and attach the two rolling papers together ex /1 paper weed in middle paper over here/.So it looks like this /*/After they are connected roll them up real tight.This should be a good smoke.If the weed is cheap stuff or of not particularly good quality(Stems and Twigs and shit)then a third paper wrapped around the joint may be a good thing.The "Roach" or last part of the joint,is usually the best,and most people dont smoke it because they would burn their fingers off.This can be tackled by taking the type of push button pens that businessess give away and taking the lower part off,there should be a hole that the metal push thing goes through.Put the joint in the pen bottom and smoke away. 2)Proper Toking Techniques-Most neophytes smoke weed like they would a cigarrette.This will achieve NO results.The proper way is to JUST barely touch your lips to the joint and take in a lot of air along with the smoke,by keeping the corners of your mouth open.Now,dont breath,hold your breath in for about 20 seconds(or as long as you can stand).This is so the THC(The active ingrediant in weed) can seep through the lung walls into the bloodstream.Now,breath out with vigour,and then take in a lot of air.This will give a cool high. 3)Reverse Tolerence-One of the perculiar things about weed is that the first number of times you smoke weed you will NOT get high or that high.To me,the first high happened on the third smoking,but this is different with every person. 4)Lighting a joint-Lighting a joint is not as easy as lighting a regular cigarrette.The usual method is to hold the flame and joint end at eye level a short distance from the face.The joint is then turned and twisted so that the flame starts the end of the joint evenly. 4)Types of users-There a basically two groups,the upper and the lower caste.The lower caste uses weed simply to get high and feel good.The upper caste uses it for its mystical effects and how it opens the mind to thoughts from a different angle.The upper caste are sometiimes called "beatniks". 5)Stashes-The number of places to hide your stash varies as much as the users themselves.Wall panels,Behind light switches(If you unscrew the light panel there is a GREAT BIG hole that can easily accomodate a number of ounces). Tape cases kept with a large number of tape cases with actual tapes in them is good.But dont put it in anything popular lest someone discover it.Sometimes people leave their stashes hidden in public or hidden places on public lands.Like museums,libraries,and rec parks.The stuff must be hidden well.But dont forget where you put it or you will be very pissed!I assure you.The toilet tank,under loose floorboards or tiles are good places.Putting the stuff in a hermetically sealed bag also works REAL good,since drug dogs and stuff like that cannot sniff it.Some people also coat the bags with lard,but this is kind of gross. Other types of shit... ---------------------- 1)Mexican Mint-Leaves of the mexican mint Saliva divinorum are chewed by some Mex.Indians for their hallucinogenic properties.Hard to find in America. 2)Catnip-Produces mild effects in man. 3)Nitrous Oxide-"Ha-Ha Gas"-The laughing gas trip is interesting but only lasts for a few minutes.Since breathing N20 or N20-Air for long periods can cause Anoxia,mixtures containing 20% O2 and up to 80%N20 can be breathed for longer periods.Dont breathe directly from the tank,as this will freeze the lungs.Dont put a mask tightly over the face either. 4)Rat Root-Acorus Calamus.Chewed by Cree Indians of Canada for Psychedelic effects.The active compound is asarone. 5)KavaKava-Produces sleepy,relaxed feeling. 6)Betel Nut-Chewed by millions in Asia.Produces mild stiimulatory effects. 7)Canary Weed-Blossums are mild psychedelics.Available at most nurseries. 8)Nutmeg-Best avoided since its a toxic. 9)PCP-no visual effects,audiitory only.Best avoided sinice its not worth the trouble. 10)Belladonna-Poison.Avoid it. 11)Ketamine-Snorting ketamine gives brief but bizarre effects. Selling and Buying ------- --- ------ My first weed text file described buying.Heres the section on selling.Weed is an expensive hobby,so selling it to break even is a great idea.I don't recomend cutting the weed with parsley or oregano or Italian Herb Seasoning,since 1)It's a shitty idea,and 2)I hate people to do that,If I see ANY evidence of cut I will not buy it. Selling small amounts at fairly high prices(if its good) is perfectly legit.It's good stuff,and hey,you took the risk of aquiring the stuff,and selling it,so you should get a little profit.You buy one part,sell one half part at the cost you paid for the full unit.Kapeche?Sell it to people who dont know any better,since "pot-heads" can smell cuts,small amouunts,and ripoffs from a mile away.I can.Hey,I know its dishonest but so is breaking the law smoking dope,so don't annoy me with morality. Final Part ----- ---- Dope is a cool hobby,but for goodness sake,dont do the hard shit,or the addictive shit for that matter.Heroin and crack junkies are like trapped animals who will do anything for some shit.LSD may be alright once in a while,but take it from someone that knows,THE HARD STUFF SUCKS! If it's not addictive,it be alright.If its addictive avoid it at all costs. Pot,Freedom,Revolution. -Barney Pishmonger 12/16/88 WB BBS Thanks to MVS,LG,and AH for help with this 'un. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bell Trashing By: The Dragyn The Police Station 612-934-4880 The Phone Co. will go to extreams on occasions. In fact, unless you really know what to expect from them, they will suprise the heck out of you with their "unpublished tarriffs". Recently, a situation was brought to my attention that up till then I had been totaly unaware of, least to mention, had any concern about. It involved garbage! The phone co. will go as far as to prosecute anyone who rumages through their garbage and helps himself to some. Of course, they have their reasons for this, and no doubt benefit from such action. But, why should they be so picky about garbage? The answer soon became clear to me: those huge metal bins are filled up with more than waste old food and refuse... Although it is Pacific Tele. policy to recycle paper waste products, sometimes employees do overlook this sacred operation when sorting the garbage. Thus top-secret confidential Phone Co. records go to the garbage bins instead of the paper shredders. Since it is constantly being updated with "company memorandums, and supplied with extensive reference material, the Phone co. must continualy dispose of the outdated materials. Some phone companies are supplied each year with the complete "System Practices" guide. This publication is an over 40 foot long library of reference material bout everything to do with telephones. As the new edition arrives each year, the old ver- sion of "System Practices" must also be thrown out. I very quickly figured out where some local phone phreaks were getting their material. They crawl into the garbage bins and remove selected items that are of particular interest to them and their fellow phreaks. One phone phreak in the Los Angeles area has salvaged the complete 1972 edition of "Bell System Practices". It is so large and was out of order (the binders had been removed) that it took him over a year to sort it out and create enough shelving for it in his garage. Much of this "Top Secret" information is so secret that most phone companies have no idea what is in their files. They have their hands full simply replacing everything each time a change in wording requires a new revision. It seems they waste more paper than they can read! It took quite a while for Hollywood Cal traffic manager to figure out how all of the local phone phreaks constantly discovered the switchroom test numbers. Whenever someone wanted to use the testboard, they found the local phone phreaks on the lines talking to all points all over the world. It got to the point where the local garbage buffs knew more about the office operations than the employees themselves. One phreak went so far as to call in and tell a switchman what his next daily assignment would be. This, however, proved to be too much. The switchman traced the call and one phone phreak was denied the tool of his trade. In another rather humorous incident, a fellow phreak was rumaging through the trash bin when he heard somone apraoching. He pressed up against the side of the bin and silently waited for the goodies to come. You can imagine his surprise when the garbage from the lunchroom landed on his head. Most people find evenings best for checking out their local telco trash piles. The only thing necessary is a flashlight and, in the case mentioned above, possibly a rain coat. A word of warning though, before you rush out and dive into the trash heap. It is probably illegal, but no matter where you live, you certainly won't get the local policeman to hold your flashlight for you. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ Editor's Note: Bell Atlantic is now installing "System 7" which allows for off-line control. This makes auto-tracing viable for every call that comes over the line. Phone phreaking is now outdated and extreemly dangerous. All of the information on control tones and black-boxing is obsolete. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***** Grenade Launcher ***** Bow and arrow grenade launcher... Brought to you by, Jimmy'z Items needed. 1. Fine Grade Gun Powder. 2. Bow and Arrrow Set 3. Shotgun primers Thats ALL! *** Directions *** If you have the right type of arrow, when you take the point off t you the arrow, what you will have is an alluminum tube and a tip, fill the Tube, or " Base " Of the arrow generously with gunpowder (BB's may Be Added) also, stick the primer between the tip and the tube and let er' rip... dont worry, Look at the picture (If you have ansi) for detailed Pictures... Have fun. Jimmy'z ( Brings you the best ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Car Phun By: Long John Silver The Police Station 612-934-4880 How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest someone, and I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your spare time. Move the windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue tacks. The tacks make lovely designs. If your "friend" goes to school with you, Just before he comes out of school. Light a lighter and then put it directly underneath his car door handle. Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he made it to his car in time. Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup of gas in it. Put the muffler back, then wait till their car starts. Then you have a cigarette lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter. This one is effective, and any fool can do it. Remove the top air filter. That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank. Stuff rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe.L Then you wonder why your " friend" has trouble with his/her lungs. Here's one that takes time and many friends. Take his/her car then break into their house and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom. Phun eh? If you're into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it. They wonder why something doesn't work. There are so many others, but the real good juicy ones come by thinking hard. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ()()()()()()()()()()()( )( Chlor-Bomb )( )()()()()()()()()()())( By: Jimmy'z Supplies: An amount of generic chlorine Vegetable Shortening Procedure: Mix Equal amounts in a container. Place somewhere you wan't this to do Nasty things... It produces a white nauchios smoke. Thankyou. 11/2/88 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- )()()()()()()()()()()()(()( )( Chlorox - Draino )( )()()()()()()()()()()()()() According to an amount of research... I have come to conclution That a powerful explosive can be achieved by combining Chlorox and draino. What you do is rig up some kind of delay mechanism... Like float the chlorox on a piece of cardboard in the draino, so when the chlorox falls in... Be creative And let me know your results. Jimmy'z Thankyou. 11/2/88 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Demolition Article #1 By: King Arthur The Police Station 612-934-4880 Like all chemists I must advise you all to take the greatest care and caution when you are doing this. Even if you have made this stuff before. This first article will give you information on making nitroglyerin, the basic ingredient in a lot of explosives such as straight dynamites, and geletin dynamites. ------------- -------------------------- Making nitroglycerin --------------------------------------- 1. Fill a 75-milliliter beaker to the 13 ml. Level with fuming red nitric acid, of 98% pure concentration. 2. Place the beaker in an ice bath and allow to cool below room temp. 3. After it has cooled, add to it three times the amount of fuming sulferic acid (99% h2so4). In other words, add to the now-cool fuming nitric acid 39 ml. Of fuming sulferic acid. When mixing any acids, always do it slowly and carefully to avoid splattering. 4. When the two are mixed, lower thier temp. By adding more ice to the bath, about 10-15 degrees centigrade. (Use a mercury-operated thermometer) 5. When the acid solution has cooled to the desired temperature, it is ready for the glycerin. The glycerin must be added in small amounts using a medicine dropper. (Read this step about 10 times!) Glycerin is added slowly and carefully (i mean careful!) Until the entire surface of the acid it covered with it. 6. This is a dangerous point since the nitration will take place as soon as the glycerin is added. The nitration will produce heat, so the solution must be kept below 30 degrees centigrade! If the solution should go above 30 degrees, immediately dump the solution into the ice bath! This will insure that it does not go off in your face! 7. For hte first ten minutes of nitration, the mixture should be gently stirred. In a normal reaction the nitroglycerin will formas a layer on top of the acid solution, while the sulferic acid will absorb the excess water. 8. After the nitration has taken place, and the nitroglycerin has formed on the top of the solution, the entire beaker should be transferred slowly and carefully to another beaker of water. When this is done the nitroglycerin will settle at the bottem so the other acids can be drained away. 9. After removing as much acid as posible without disturbing the nitroglycerin, remove the nitroglycerin with an eyedropper and place it in a bicarbonate of soda (sodium bicarbonate in case you didn't know) solution. The sodium is an alkalai and will nuetralize much of the acid remaining. This process should be repeated as much as necesarry using blue litmus paper to check for the presence of acid. The remaining acid only makes the nitroglycerin more unstable than it already is. 10. Finally! The final step is to remove the nitroglycerin from the bicarbonate. His is done with and eye- dropper, slowly and carefully. The usual test to see if nitration has been successful is to place one drop of the nitroglycerin on metal and ignite it. If it is true nitroglycerin it will burn with a clear blue flame. ** Caution** nitro is very sensative to decomposition, heating dropping, orjarring, and may explode if left undisturbed and cool. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Demoltion Article #2 By: King Arthur The Police Station 612-934-4880 I have decided to skip the article on mercury fluminate for a while and get right into the dynamite article. Dynamite is nothing more than just nitroglycerin and a stablizing agent to make it much safer to use. For the sake of saving time, I will abbreviate nitroglycerin with a plain NG. The numbers are percentages, be sure to mix these carefully and be sure to use the exact amounts. These percentages are in weight ratio, not volume. no. ingredients amount --------------------------------------- #1 NG 32 sodium nitrate 28 woodmeal 10 ammonium oxalate 29 guncotten 1 #2 NG 24 potassium nitrate 9 sodium nitate 56 woodmeal 9 ammonium oxalate 2 #3 NG 35.5 potassium nitrate 44.5 woodmeal 6 guncotton 2.5 vaseline 5.5 powdered charcoal 6 #4 NG 25 potassium nitrate 26 woodmeal 34 barium nitrate 5 starch 10 #5 NG rate 19 woodmeal 9 ammonium oxalate 12 guncotton 3 #6 NG 18 sodium nitrate 70 woodmeal 5.5 potassium chloride 4.5 chalk 2 #7 NG 26 woodmeal 40 barium nitrate 32 sodium carbonate 2 #8 NG 44 al 12 anhydrous sodium sulfate 44 #9 NG 24 potassium nitrate 32.5 woodmeal 33.5 ammonium oxalate 10 #10 NG 26 potassium nitrate 33 woodmeal 41 #11 NG 15 sodium nitrate 62.9 woodmeal 21.2 sodium carbonate .9 #12 NG 62 potassium nitrate 27 woodmeal 10 ammonium oxalate 1 #13 NG 32 potassium nitrate 27 woodmeal 10 ammonium oxalate 30 guncotton 1 #14 NG 33 woodmeal 10.3 ammonium oxalate 29 guncotton .7 potassium perchloride 27 #15 NG 40 sodium nitrate 45 woodmeal 15 #16 NG 47 starch 50 guncotton 3 #17 NG 30 sodium nitrate 22.3 woodmeal 40.5 potassium chloride 7.2 #18 NG 50 sodium nitrate 32.6 woodmeal 17 ammonium oxalate .4 #19 NG 23 potassium nitrate 27.5 woodmeal 37 ammonium oxalate 8 barium nitrate 4 calcium carbonate .5 Household equivalants for chemicles It has come to my attention that m any of these chemicles are sold under brand names, or have household equivalants. here is a list that might help you out. acetic acid vinegar aluminum oxide alumia aluminum potassium sulfate alum aluminum sulfate alum ammonium hydroxide ammonia carbon carbonate chalk calcium hypochloride bleaching powder calcium oxide lime calcium sulfate plaster of paris carbonic acid seltzer carbon tetrachloride cleaning fluid ethylene dichloride Dutch fluid ferric oxide iron rust glucose corn syrup graphite pencil lead hydrochloric acid muriatic acid hydrogen peroxide peroxide lead acetate sugar of lead lead tetrooxide red lead magnesium silicate talc magnesium sulfate Epsom salts naphthalene mothballs phenol carbolic acid potassium bicarbonate cream of tartar potassium chromium sulf. chrome alum potassium nitrate saltpeter sodium dioxide sand sodium bicarbonate baking soda sodium borate borax sodium carbonate washing soda sodium chloride salt sodium hydroxide lye sodium silicate water glass sodium sulfate glauber's salt sodium thiosulfate photographer's hypo sulferic acid battery acid sucrose cane sugar zinc chloride tinner's fluid Keep this list handy at all times. If you can't seem to get one or more of the ingredients try another one. If you still can't, you can always buy sm all amounts from your school, or maybe from various chemical companies. When you do that, be sure to say as little as possible, if during the school year, and they ask, say it's for a experement for school. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ************** * DRUGS * ************** The use of the following can ruin your life, and are to be used as an be used as an added experiance in life, not as an escape. These are non illegal and some, non habit forming... Get High on LIFE not drugs. Supplies: 15 lbs. Ripe bananas (Yes bananas) A lerge cookie sheet pan A rasor blade An oven. Yes, banana's of all things do contain an amount of a stimulant, called bananadine... It is located on the innerpotion of the peels, and tastes bitter... Have you ever ate one of the " Strings that peel off of the inner peel" Well thats bananadine. Procedure: Peel the bananas... Eat the Chow, KEEP THE PEELS. Get the Rasor blade and scrape the inside of the peels into a pot. Be sure To get All of the soft stuff inside of the peels. When you are done, scraping the stuff into the pot, put some water in along with the banana stuff, and boil the stuff untill it turns into a paste. When a paste is achieved, spread the soultion over a cookie pan and bake in the oven at the highest possible heat untill a black powder is achieve Pulvarize, roll, smoke, One or two will = ONE TRIP. Remember.......... Use, don't abuse, Abusers are loosers, and loosers are users. )(()()()()()()()())(()()()()()()()()()(()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(() Either Alcohol )()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()( C (6) H (12) O (6) + Pruvic acid = Either Alcohol Glucose plus the acids from fruits make Either Alcohol! So, Take A jar, some fruit: Grapes Strawberries Peaches Apples Etc... And put them in an air tight jar filled with sugar! Put in a damp Place to let the reaction set in and drink heartily when you are Ready. _____________________________________________________________________ Various Non illgal Simple Drugs ______________________________________________________________________ 1. Get About 5 large toads...Skin them and dry the skins... Crush and smoke ** Note ** Because of the bad taste, you may want to add a little peppermint or something. 2. Glue... Get a tube of model airplane glue... Pour into a plastic bag gie and inhale... *** Pretty disgusting though *** 3. Get some cough syrup, drink... ( You can Over dose on this one ) ______________________________________________________________________ If you REALLY wan't some more recipes, call me, Jimmy'z, and I'll se what I can do... Remember... Don't abuse these... _____________________________________________________________________ And, yes, all of these are ligitament... Have fun Jimmy'z! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Electronic Terrorism By: King Tut The Police Station 612-934-4880 It starts when a big, dumb lummox rudely insults you. Being of a rational, intelligent disposition, you wisely choose to avoid a (direct) confrontation. But as he laughs in your face, you smile inwardly---your revenge is already planned. Step 1: follow your victim to his locker, car, or house. Once you have chosen your target site, lay low for a week or more, letting your anger boil. Step 2: in the mean time, assemble your versatile terrorist kit(details below.) Step 3: plant your kit at the designated target site on a monday morning between the hours of 4:00 am and 6:00 am. Include a calm, suggestive note that quietly hints at the possibility of another attack. Do not write it by hand! An example of an effective note: "don't be such a jerk, or the next one will take off your hand. Have a nice day." Notice how the calm tone instills fear. As if written by a homicidal psychopath. Step 5: choose a strategic location overlooking the target site. Try to position yourself in such a way that you can see his facial contortions. Step 6: sit back and enjoy the fireworks! Assembly of the versatile, economic, and effective terrorist kit #1: the parts you'll need are: 1) 4 aa batteries 2) 1 9-volt battery 3) 1 spdt mini relay (radio shack) 4) 1 rocket engine(smoke bomb or m-80) 5) 1 solar ignitor (any hobby store) 6) 1 9-volt battery connector step 1: take the 9-volt battery and wire it through the relay's coil. This circuit should also include a pair of contacts that when separated cut off this circuit. These contacts should be held together by trapping them between the locker,mailbox, or car door. Once the door is opened, the contacts fall apart and the 9-volt circuit is broken, allowing the relay to fall to the closed postion thus closing the ignition circuit. (If all this is confusing take a look at the schematic below.) Step 2: take the 4 aa batteries and wire them in succession. Wire the positive terminal of one to the negative terminal of another, until all four are connected except one positive terminal and one negative terminal. Even though the four aa batteries only combine to create 6 volts, the increase in amperage is necessary to activate the solar ignitor quickly and effectively. Step 3: take the battery pack (made in step 2) and wire one end of it to the relay's single pole and the other end to one prong of the solar ignitor. Then wire the other prong of the solar ignitor back to the open position on the relay. Step 4: using double sided carpet tape mount the kit in his locker, mailbox, or car door. And last, insert the solar ignitor into the rocket engine (smoke bomb or m-80). Your kit is now complete! ---------><--------- I (CONTACTS) I I I I --- (9 VOLT) I - (BATTERY) I --- I I I (COIL) I ------///////------- /----------- / I / I / I (SWITCH) I I I I I --- (BATTERY) I - ( PACK ) I --- I I I I ---- ----- I I * (SOLAR IGNITOR) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Excerpts from the "Handbook for Volunteers of the Irish Republican Army" By Peace Frog Chapter 2-A group of people fighting for freedom can only hope to defeat an oppressor or occupying power by means of guerilla warfare.The enemys superiority in numbers,resources,materials,and everything else that goes into the waging of successful war can only be overcome by the correct application of guerrilla methods.Guerrilla warfare might be defined as the resistance of all the people to enemy power.In the struggle the guerrillas act as the spearhead of the resistance. The Guerrilla... Outside of the support he gets from the people among whom he operates-and this support must never be underestimated for it is vital to his eventual success-he fights alone.He is part of an independant formation that is in effect an army by itself.He must be SELF-CONTAINED.If necessary he must act alone and fight alone with the weapons at his disposal-and these will often not be the best.The guerrilla must hit fast and hit hard.He must be adaptable and change his methods constantly.His training must be such that during withdrawal his formation can break up and reform later.It is not his job to hold a lone or take a city or maintain a strategically vital area.But this is what he must do: HE MUST EXHAUST THE ENEMY BY CONSTANT HARASSMENT.HE MUST ATTACK CONSTANTLY AND FROM ALL DIRECTIONS. HE MUST STAGE SUCCESSFUL RETREATS,RETURN TO THE ATTACK,AVOID ENCOUNTERS WITH THE ENEMY THAT ARE NOT OF HIS OWN MAKING. Tactics must be changed constantly so they dont become predictable.The greatest advantage of the guerrilla is mobility.The guerrillas greatest weapon is surprise.Morale is the most important thing to a group Guerrilla Strategy... The most important goals: 1)Drain the enemys manpower and resources. 2)Lead the resistance of the people to enemy occupation. 3)Break down the enemy's administration. The main principles of war can be boiled down the these five: 1)Concentration-or economy of force. 2)Protection-to guard against being taken unawares by the enemy. 3)Surprise-to catch the enemy in such a situation that he is unable to switch his forces to meet the attack.Surprise can be of time or place as well as armament and forces. 4)Aggressiveness-determination to knock out the enemy in the attack. 5)Objective-the pursue the objective to the end despite the enemy's counter-measures and never to be sidetracked. The guerilla only attacks on his terms..Only fight when your forces are strong.When they are not,retreat.A guerilla movement can only operate if two conditions exist.They are: 1)That there are guerrilla formations everywhere(centres of resistance) and that they are everywhere in action.Thus when the enemy concentrates on one point another blazes up.Without this he could snuff out the guerrillas in no time. 2)That the guerrilla detachments are SELF-CONTAINED in everything needed for their operations,including arms,supplies,intelligence,and propaganda among the people. Organization and Arms 1)The membership of a guerrilla force operating in a particular area should in the main consist of locals.Since small blunders may lead to major setbacks the guerrillas should know the terrain like a book.For this knowledge locals are invaluable. 2)The guerrillas are volunteers and are inspired by an ideal.Therefore their loyalty,understanding of what is at stake and discipline will be-and must be-on a much higher level than that obtaining in a regular army. 3)Leadership will come in the trust the guerrillas place in their commander. 4)Organization must NEVER be so rigid as to be unadaptable. 5)Breaches of the guerrilla code-desertion,betrayal,breach of confidence in any way-must be severely dealt with on the spot. Sections The column should never exceed 30 men.There are number of squads.These are: 1)The battle team-Consists of 2 men for fire and movement.Could be a tactical entity when required,one would give fire support while the other manoeuvered. 2)The section-consists of 2 battle teams,and a section commander,ie 5 men.3 sections make up a column. The battle teams and sections must be trained to fight ON THEIR OWN. Arms Almost any small arms weapon can be a guerrilla weapon. For assault:SMG's,Light Machine Guns,Shotguns,Explosives,Grenades,Pistols,Auto-Rifles, Flame Throwers,etc.For support:LMG's,rifles,2" mortars(for high-angled fire)and rocket launchers.It will be the lucky movement that has all these.For the most part the movement must improvise. With the People The duties of guerrillas are: 1)Recruiting VOLUNTEERS for columns from population of territory column is operating in. 2)Use of civil political commities among the people whose function is to agitate the oppressors,get new members for guerrillas,organise supplies for columns,provide transportation for guerrillas,lead the people in campaigns of active and passive resistance to enemy occupation. 3)Have guerrilla agents work among civilian population collecting information for the army. 4)Use of part time guerrillas who would continue in civilian occupations yet be available when called upon.Used as reserves when occasion is warranted. Defense... The defense of the guerrilla base must be organized that: 1)A few snipers(as look outs)can cover approaches for long distances.There should be a clear cut system of alarms and a well-worked drill for evacuation of volunteers and supplies. 2)There should be an emergency exit so that attackers can be hit from the rear. 3)The lay-out of the column dugouts should be such that all section of the column are in a position to manoeuvre or completely dissolve as the occasion warrants.Best is the triangular form.Each dug-out would give support fire for the other. 4)Dug-outs should be camouflaged to be protected from air and ground fire. 5)There should be caches for arms and supplies which should be insulated from water and drainage. 6)Approaches maybe mined and bases near main roads should habe exits facing away from the road. 7)After the capture of guerrillas belonging to the column the bases must IMMEDIATELY be changed.A force might,however,be left behind to surprise the enemy if he attacks. __________________________________________________________ Notes:Methods of withdrawal are as important as methods of attack.The guerrilla who does his damage and then hauls ass is the guerrilla who lives to fight another day.There must also be plans for evacuation of the wounded.Explosives must be used in the following manner: For metal:Use a 1/2 pd. of x-plosive for every 1/2 in.of thickness for a width of a foot. For stone/brick:Use a 1/2 pd. of x-plosive for a thickness of 10 in. by a width of 1 foot. For wood:Use a 1/2 pd. of x-plosive for five inch thickness by a width of a foot. Put sugar or sand in petrol tanks.Both will immobilize said vehicle.The first essential is to kill the enemy without being killed yourself.The second is to take advantage of cover.When sniping in open country never use the same place twice.Continually be on the move.Always keep the people on your side,never act against them.They are your lifeline.Without the people your movement is lost. -Peace Frog. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ******************* *** *** *** F I R E *** *** B A L L *** ******************* Brought to you by: Fusion This project is much like the "Stinger Missile" except it is much like a flare instead of a missile...The materials you need to make this project are: Gun Powder "C" Rocket Engine (with least delay) Cardboard tube inside of toilet paper Masking or Duct Tape Metal Tube Procedure: To make this project, first, get the C engine and attach a fuse to the bottom....Then, wrap the engine with the cardboard making it fit perfectly by cutting the cardboard and taping it around the engine.....There will be space above the engine...In this space, pack the gun powder into it...Here is a diagram of what the inside of the cardboard should look like: = - Engine * - Gun Powder | - Fuse ***** ***** ===== ===== ===== ===== | | Then, wrap the whole thing with the Duct tape.... Put it in the metal tube, lite it and watch....Have phun DISCLAIMER : This project is just for the enjoyment of the reader and is not meant to do any harm to anyone....I recommend you do not try this project.. It is Dangerous and can hurt someone....I am not responsible for anyone who attempts this project...Thanks Also, call these fine boards: FREAKER'S DEN 213-941-1534 PINNACLE OF MT. OLYMPUS 213-926-8097 DUPLICATIONS LTD.714-739-8060 THE MANOR 213-865-3826 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Free Postage!! By: TAP Magazine The Police Station 612-934-4880 The increasing cost of postage to mail letters and packages is bringing down our standard of living. To remedy this deplorable situation, some counter control measures can be applied. For example, if the stamps on a letter are coated with Elmer's Glue by the sender, the cancellation mark will not destroy the stamp: the Elmer/s drives to form an almost invisible coating that protects the stamps from the cancellation ink. Later, the receiver of the letter can remove the cancellation mark with water and reuse the stamps. Furthermore, ecological saving will also result from recycling the stamps. Help save a tree. The glue is most efficently applied with a brush with stiff, short bristles. Just dip the brush directly into the glue and spread it on evenly, covering the entire surface of the stamp. It will dry in about 15 minutes. For mailing packages, just follow the same procedure as outlined above; however, the package should be weighed and checked to make sure that it has the correct amount of postage on it before it is taken to the Post Office. Removing the cancellation and the glue from the stamps can be easily accomplished by soaking the stamps in warm water until they float free from the paper. The stamps can then be put onto a paper towel to dry. Processing stamps in large batches saves time too. Also, it may be helpful to write the word 'Elmer' at the top of the letter (not on the envelope) to cue the receiving party in that the stamps have been protected with the glue. We all know that mailing packages can be expensive. And we also know that the handicapped are sometimes discriminated against in jobs. The Government, being the generous people they are, have given the blind free postal service. Simply address you envelope as usual, and make one modification. In the corner where the stamp would go, write in (or stamp) the words 'FREE MATTER FOR THE BLIND". Then drop you package or letter in one of the blue fedral mailboxes. DO NOT TAKE THE LETTER TO THE POST OFFICE, OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR MAILBOX. Sounds very nice of the government to do this, right? Well, they aren't that nice. The parcel is sent library rate, that is below third class. It may take four to five days to send a letter to just the next town. This too is quite simple, but less effective. Put the address that you are sending the letter to as the return address. If you were sending a $20 donation to the pirate's Chest, you would put our address (po box 644, lincoln ma. 01773) as the return address. Then you would have to be carless and forget to put the stamp on the envelope. A nice touch is to put a bullshit address in the center of the envelope. Again, you MUST drop the letter in a FEDRAL mailbox. If the post office doesn't send the letter to the return address for having no stamp, they will send it back for the reason of "No such address". Example-- Pirates Chest P.O. Box 644 Lincol, Ma. 01773 Tom Bullshit 20 Fake Road What Ever, XX 99851 One last thing you might try doing is soaking a cancelled stamp off of an envelope, and gluing it onto one you are sending. Then burn the stamp, leaveing a little bit to show that there was one there. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* | General Guide to Anarchy | *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* <=-+ By: Jimmy'z +-=> So, you wan't to break into the world of Anarchy... Its easy. If you have the right connections, there is an unlimited list of the (stuff) that you can do... In the following article, I will explain to thoes of you to who General Anarchy is new to. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* |IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!| *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The following information is based on theory. In no way can the Author or reader of this document be held responsible for any damage done using this information. CAR BLOW TORCH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All that you need for this one is , a car... a spark plug and Some Wire... here's what you do... You cut a hole in the exaust pipe of your car... It has to be Just big enough for the spark plug to fit in the hole snugly you then take and wire a switch like this... (SWITCH) || (POSITIVE LINE) = (NEGATIVE LINE) - ^^^^^^^^ Key ==================== |--------| || | battery| -------------------- |--------| When you are ready to torch just start the engine and Flip the switch... WATCH OUT , I've seen some of theese go 20 Feet! SIMPLE BOMB ~~~~~~~~~~~ Just get these few things... A Jug... Gas... And the medicine Out of a snake bite kit... Pour some of that gas into the jug and slosh it around in there untill all of it has evaporated or dried onto the sides of the jug... Then ppour some of the snake bite medicine in the jug, also let that stuff dry... DONT DROP THE SUCKER !!! This sucker packs about the force of a half a stick Of dynamite! When you et ready to throw this thing... chuckk this thing and RUN LIKE HE** There... Thats our lesson for today boys and girls Just don't use these things for bad uses... The Federal Bureau of Investigation doesen't Like it. Thankyou and KEEP staying on top... We are the minds of FUTURE! Respecfully yours... Jimmy'z ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To get even with an ex trading friend. Offer to send him the newest ware by mail. But before you do this take the disk out of its jacket and do the following: Take a small dish and pour acetone (nail polish remover) into it. Now get lotsa matcheads and put them in it. Now pulverize it until you have a somewhat gooey consistency. This is what you should brush on the disk in a thin layer but make sure you leave a clean area to show thru the envelope. Now when he boots it, it boots him!!! -Ziggy Stardust/Boys From Brazil- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Harmless Terror By: The Prowler The Police Station 612-934-4880 To all those who do not wish to inflict bodily damage on their victems but only terror. These are weapons that should be used from high places. 1) The flour bomb. Take a wet paper towel and pour a given amount of baking flour in the center. Then wrap it up and put on a rubber band to keep it together. When thrown it will fly well but when it hits, it covers the victim with the flower or causes a big puff of flour which will put the victim in terror since as far as they are concerned, some strange white powder is all over them. This is a cheap method of terror and for only the cost of a roll of paper towels and a bag of flour you and your friends can have loads of fun watching people flee in panic. 2) Smoke bomb projectile. All you need is a bunch of those little round smoke bombs and a wrist rocket or any sling-shot. Shoot the smoke bombs and watch the terror since they think it will blow up! 3) Rotten eggs (good ones) take some eggs and get a sharp needle and poke a small hole in the top of each one. Then let them sit in a warm place for about a week. Then you've got a bunch of rotten eggs that will only smell when they hit. 4) Glow in the dark terror. Take one of those tubes of glow in the dark stuff and pour the stuff on whatever you want to throw and when it gets on the victim, they think it's some deadly chemical or a radioactive substance so they run in total panic. This works especially well with flower bombs since a gummy, glowing substance gets all over the victim. 5) Fizzling panic. Take a baggie of a water-baking soda solution and seal it. (Make sure there is no air in it since the solution will form a gas and you don't want it to pop on you.) Then put it in a bigger plastic bag and fill it with vinegar and seal it. When thrown, the two substances will mix and cause a violently bubbling substance to go all over the victim. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How to Break In to a House By: Jim Meeker The Police Station 612-934-4880 Okay You Need: 1. Tear Gas or Mace 2. A BB/Pelet Gun 3. An Ice Pick 4. Thick Gloves What You Do Is: 1. Call the ###-#### of the house, or ring doorbell, To find out if they're home. 2. If they're not home then... 3. Jump over the fence or walk through gate (whatever). 4. If you see a dog give him the mace or tear gas. 5. Put the gloves on!!!!!!! 6. Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks. 7. Push the ice-pick through the hole (made by the BB gun). 8. Enter window. 9. FIRST...Find the LIVING ROOM. (they're neat things there!). 10. Then goto the Bed-room to get a pillow case. Put the goodies in the pillow case. 11. Get out <-* FAST! -*> Notes: You should have certian targets worked out (like computers, Radios, Ect.,Ect.). Also <-* NEVER *-> Steal from your own neigborhood. If you think they have an alarm...<-* FORGET IT! *->. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+ | | = Uploaded by Me... = | | = The Debutante = | | +=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+ How to get Revenge on Someone ----------------------------- Written by Black Fire and Capt. Cloner Everyone has an enemy that they would like to seek revenge on without the victim knowing who the aggressor is. Here are ways that have been proven effective in the field of harrasing and/or annoying someone. Call the news papers, and adverise an arctile similar to this: "You too can make calls free through MCI, ITT, and other long distance services just by making a local call. For more information, send a self-adressed stamped envlope to:(fill in name and adress with zip code)" After this has appeared in the papers, inform your local FBI agent or police officer of his ad. You can also advertise an ad like this: "Apple //e, 128k, 2 disk drives, Amdek Color 3 Monitor, Hayes Smartmodem 1200, and much more. $750 or best offer. (phone number)". Another prank is to call house at all hours, and post on all boards that a new bulletin board is opening up at his number. Get everyone you know to call him at all times (preferably late at night. Call answering machines, and give the persons number and tell them to call right away. Also during the day you can look up people in the phone that have a "Mr. and Mrs." there, and the wife will probably be home, but not the husband, so tell the wife to tell the husband to call your victim as soon as possible and give number. Call Taxi's, Exterminators, Pizza deliverys, Catorers, Garages, Plumers, Dog Funeral Homes, Flower and Ballon deliverys, Moving Services, Singing and Striptease telegrams, Junkyards to remove garbage, report robberies and fires at his/her house, Locksmiths, order oil from several companies (heating oil), order family portraits taken at their home, sign him/her up for the army, call realtors to put house for sale, Septic cleaners, house remodelers, call Bell + tell you are having with phone, call cable company, and call phone sex lines that call back and give his number to call back. Order plane tickets, send brochures of all shit like colleges, beauty schools, and all other things that send info. on their place, and adress it to: "DICK" and his last name. To have a little phun, drop by his house one day, tie a chain to the back of you truck/car and the other end to the victims mailbox. Take off, and no more mailbox. Also, throw eggs at house and cars, piss on cars and is gas tank of cars. Get 300 sheets+ of paper and put in a paper shreader and after it is in 1" by 1" pieces, throw all over his lawn in various places. Another fun thing is to bring along a baseball bat and knock the shit out of his mailbox. Send mail with not enough postage to them, and wrap up bricks and rocks and put no return adress on them and drop in a mailbox. Get a library card out in his name, and take out books and don't return them. Lay tacks on either side of tires of his car so either way he will run over them. Take weed killer, and pour it on his flower garden or put your initials on his front yard with it so it will show up with dead grass. You can also use the old trick of laying dog shit on his front porch. Pour grease all over driveway and steps, dump your garbage cans over front yard, when he puts his garbage at the end of the driveway, dump the cans over the street so he will have to pick it up in the morning. Smear warm tar on his car windshield, and that shit isn't coming off. Crazy Glue or stick gum over and in his car locks, and if he goes to school do the same to his locker. Catch fish, and let them sit out in the sun for a day, and that night lay the fish in their front yard. Lay cow shit in their air conditioner, and stick sticks in the between the fan blades for the air conditioner. The toilet paper around their trees is always good, and wet toilet paper and stand out in the street and whip them at their house, and when it dries, it is hard as rock stuck to their house. If they leave toys out, stick skate- boards under car tires, rip heads off of dolls, pull seats out bikes, and let air out of bike tires. You can also ride by in the car with your BB gun, and try your target practice. Some of this has been tried, and some not, but remember that it is best to be near them when these happen, so you can see their faces. Never hint who you are, and warn that you are not finshed yet. The best weapon you have is your phone, because they can't keep their phone off the hook 24 hrs. a day. If they take the phone off the hook, try back in 1/2 hour, and it will be back on. Most of these have been proven effective, and the others will most likely effective. We have sat here for hours thinking of every possible method of harrasing, bothing, and annoying someone to the point of insanity. This has been written by Black Fire with the help of Captain Cloner. We will be writing more as soon as more ideas are tested. You will be hearing more from us. Have fun, and remember this is only a game! (> Black Fire <) ---------- - Captain Cloner - -------------- ------------------------------------- Have fun and enjoy! Use these on the people closest to you...practice makes perfect, you know!